I just made an enormous mistake.
Someone left a big pink box of delightful Latin American pastries in our office. I took a big messy bite of the guava cheese pastry, expecting strawberry, so I was a tad surprised when the guava/B.O. taste kicked in. It was so messy that I got it all over my hands, and while still eating, I walked into the bathroom, on the heels of someone who had just taken the hugest, stinkiest, dead babies in the Ganges, dump.
Why couldn’t I just wait or go to the kitchen instead? Who ever heard of eating in a public restroom?
Bad call.
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4 comments:
Oh Jesus. Not only do you have time issues, I think you have bathroom issues. Thanks for the TMI. Gross.
cafe tropical. never a bad thought.
I am just catching up on all the entries I missed whilst on tour. This one is a miracle. I can't stop laughing.
It's not as good as 2 girls 1 cup.
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