Time to Par-tay with Santa and Vodka

It sounds like Employee 835 needs a little break. The debacle from yesterday will be overlooked soon enough with all the insanity of the Holiday Season gift giving, crap receiving, more crap returning, and heavy drinking that is the Spirit of Christmas.

Tonight is the annual holiday party here where I work. Which will have all the above mentioned items and then some. From what I’ve seen it’s over the top with a nostalgic photo op area with Santa Claus, mashed potato bar, open bar, dance floor, and other completely unnecessary elements like live Christmas trees and modest “club” lighting.

Unfortunately you and only one member of your family is allowed to attend so this has given me the opportunity to invite Employee 835 to the party but, what do we do with Poodle M? That’s where our adventure will begin tonight . . .How to get Poodle M in under the close scrutiny of basically a concierge at a swanky restaurant? I’m hoping that in the ensuing chaos which will be the party we’ll just walk in. Another option is using charm saying that Poodle M just arrived from Kentucky and has nowhere to go in which case he can bust out his red neck jock accident to “act” his way into the party. Whatever happens everyone will be able to enjoy the stupidity and I can’t wait to share this experience with my blog bros.

On another note this email just came in . . .

Hello all,

Please return all hard hats to the Conference Room by the end of today. All hats need to be utilized for a press event tomorrow morning.

Your cooperation is greatly appreciated. Thank you!