Paul, my boss took matters into his own hands today and retired the Pig in an undisclosed location.
Two guys peered over my screen early this morning to re-install the Pig in its new location. Dawn's notes on the work order instructed the technician to place the Pig somewhere on the wall above my desk return. The two men who came to install the Pig pointed out that that location was slated for certain future phase 3 upgrades. One man asked, "Where else would you want it?"
This caused my team to stare dazedly at each other, as if the man queried, "which one of you wants to eat this ball of hair and duck shit?" This non-committal look-around is what prompted Paul to remove the Pig from the office altogether.
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